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Battlefield 3: The Embodiment of PC Shooting

Battlefield 3 comes out on October 25th, and you’re either looking forward to it or the sort of psychopath who thinks a game can be terrible just because another game exists. But we’re not talking...

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Gaming’s World War 3: Modern Warfare versus Battlefield

The most important thing about the struggle between Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3 is that it’s the Emperor’s New War: you only see it if you’re an idiot taken in by the hype. While thousands of...

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Space Marine Elevates Multiplayer

Space Marine has been accused of copying Gears of War, which is like accusing a shark of copying a children’s swim team. Gears’ core tactic is “cowering”: hiding behind reassuring bits of scenery...

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What We Want From Dead Rising 3

Capcom have returned to their old ways with Dead Rising 2: Off The Record, which might as well be Dead Rising 2: Turbo. The same game with a few extra art resources, a bit of extra writing, and we can...

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Engineers: The Best Class Ever

Star Trek taught us that Engineers can save everything, always, even if the vital Keepusalivemotron has been smashed with a sledgehammer(motron). While this has the handy effect of resolving 45...

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Hard Reset Reboots Single Player Shooting

Hard Reset is unnatural. Not just because it’s a cyborg shooter where Artificial Intelligences want to exterminate humanity, but because we love it. A love which makes Romeo and Juliet look like a...

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Killing Floor’s Touch Of Class

Class warfare has always fun in videogames because it’s balanced. Unlike the real world. Wall Street is seeing the kind where both sides don’t even need to be on the same level – the protesters have...

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Totally Sane Predictions For Modern Warfare 3

With Battlefield and Modern Warfare engaged in videogamings world war three, the pressure is really on Infinity Ward. Especially since most of what now calls itself Infinity Ward hasn’t made a Modern...

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Modern (Warfare 3) Etiquette

Hello, sirrah! Statistically speaking you’re now either playing Modern Warfare 3, Battlefield 3, or with golden-locked dolls while wishing you were a girl. A simpering girl, not one of the modern...

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Modern Warfare 3 Has Only One Gun

Modern Warfare 3 is a lot of fun, but it’s not somewher you expect multi-levelled metagaming psychological constructions. It’s more a sort of “run and shoot people in the face kind of feel.” The...

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